Thursday, March 2, 2017
Driven from every corner of the earth. . . direct their course to this happy country as their last asylum. Let us cherish the noble guests and shelter them.
— Samuel Adams, Speech Philadelphia (August 1, 1776)
It was an especially poignant performance. It didn’t affect very many people. That is because it took place in a small boarding school in the middle of Colorado. It was attended only by the faculty and students in the school, the parents who were able to attend, and the students who participated in the performance. It was a performance of Fiddler on the Roof.
Fiddler on the Roof was a musical that opened in 1964. It takes places in the town of Anatevka in Imperial Russia in 1905. It is a touching story of Tevye, the Jewish dairyman, and his family and his community, but at the end of the tale, the Russian constable comes to the village to tell the Jews that they are being expelled and have three days to sell or otherwise dispose of their belongings, and leave town. It is a desperately sad ending to a story filled with beautiful music and lovely tales of family and young love. It brought to mind other times, other places, and other families.
One such time: February, 2017; the place: Phoenix Arizona; the family: Garcia de Rayos, her husband and her children. Garcia lived in Phoenix for more than 20 years. She first came to the United States as an illegal immigrant when she was 14 years old. In 2009, she was arrested by the notorious Sheriff Arpaio and charged with criminal impersonation. After months of incarceration, she was freed and permitted to remain in the United States, subject only to the requirement that she check in with the offices of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) every 6 months. She did as required, faithfully, and was permitted to stay in this country. Then a strange thing happened. A Strange Man, with the initials DJT, was elected president of the United States. Before he was elected president, he said, if elected, he would rid the country of illegal immigrants, describing them as “rapists and murderers.” After the Strange Man was elected president, he tempered his remarks somewhat. He said that his goal was to get rid of the rapists and murderers and not, one might assume by inference, people like Garcia. Anyone making that assumption would be wrong. In February, 2017, Garcia went to make her bi-annual report to ICE. Nothing had changed in her life since the one she had made 6 months earlier, except for the election of the Strange Man who wanted to get rid of rapists and murderers. Instead of being permitted to make her report and go home, Garcia was arrested and promptly sent back to Mexico. Her two teen age daughters are American citizens. They can stay in the United States. Garcia’s 14-year old daughter, Jaqueline, told reporters that if she could talk to the Strange Man, she would ask him why he took her mother away from her. “She hasn’t done anything wrong and I’m not scared of him.” Of course Jaqueline doesn’t have to be scared of him any more than the rest of us who live in this country and are United States citizens. Sadly, there are many people like her mother, like Jeanette Vizguerra.
Jeanette is 45-years old, and an undocumented immigrant. She lives in Denver, Colorado. She has spent 20 years working in the United States and has three children. Since living in the United States, she has been convicted of two misdemeanors, presenting false documents to police after a routine traffic stop, and reentering the country illegally after returning from her mother’s funeral in Mexico. In February, 2017, it was time for her to make her regular visit to ICE. She was afraid of what would happen were she to appear before ICE. She instructed her children what to do in the event of an ICE raid, stocked the house with food for them and left. She went to the basement of the First Unitarian Society Church in Denver, and moved into a basement room. Speaking to supporters she said: “I could be here days, months, or maybe even years.” That is where she now lives.
According to reports, the Obama administration’s priorities of deporting gang members and violent and serious offenders have been abandoned. All illegal immigrants, irrespective of their backgrounds, are now fair game for ICE agents. The Strange Man with the DJT initials addressed a group of manufacturing C.E.O.’s at the White House and told them: “You see what’s happening at the border, all of a sudden for the first time, we’re getting gang members out, we’re getting drug lords out, we’re getting really bad dudes out of this country, and at a rate that nobody’s ever seen before, and they’re the bad ones, and it’s a military operation because that has been allowed to come into our country [sic].” Someone should tell Jeanette and Garcia that they are drug lords and bad dudes. They might have trouble recognizing the Strange Man’s description of them. Garcia would envy Tevye. He was given three days to leave Anatevka. Welcome to the Strange Man’s Amerika.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Ms. Twye was soaping her breasts in her bath
When she heard behind her a meaning laugh
And to her amazement she discovered
A wicked man in the bathroom cupboard.
—Gavin Ewart, Miss Twye
Given all the craziness that comes out of Trump’s Washington, it is helpful to be reminded, from time to time, that craziness can come from other places-like Texas. Hence this only slightly phantasmagorical tale.
Once upon a short time in the future, in 2017, there lived in Texas, a twelve-year-old girl by the name of Josephina. 2017 was the year that Sen.Lois Kolkhorst of Brenham, Texas, drafted what was known as Senate Bill 6 (S.B.6) and introduced it in the Texas legislature. It is a Bill “relating to regulations and policies for entering or using a bathroom or changing facility. . . .” As of this writing, S.B. 6 has not been passed, but for our purposes and, Texas being Texas, S.B. 6 will be treated as passed. S.B.6 said the quoted words refer to a place where a person might be in a state of undress and included a “restroom, locker room, changing room, or shower room.” S.B.6 seems to include all schools and public buildings with bathrooms or changing rooms. It provides that those buildings must have a policy that their facilities can be used “only by persons based on the persons’ biological sex” that being the sex “which is stated on a person’s birth certificate.” S.B. 6 has many other provisions but those are the pertinent ones for this tale.
One day when Josephina was celebrating her 12th birthday, she announced to her parents that she wanted to lose her “ina”, those being the last three letters in her name, (that quite by coincidence rhymed with a part of her she no longer wanted to be identified with) and, henceforth, wanted to be known only as “Joseph.”
Josephina’s parents were understanding and went with her to buy a new wardrobe of boy’s clothes. When Josephina was dressed in her new clothes it was obvious that she had abandoned her “ina” and looked for all the world a boy. The parents advised the school that in the future Josephina was to be addressed as “Joseph” or “Joe” and that, for all purposes, she was to be considered a boy. The school officials were accommodating, but explained that they did not have a single stall bathroom and Joseph would have to continue using the girl’s locker room for changing clothes or, when going to the bathroom. School officials further explained that they could not make an exception to the requirement that Joe use the girls’ facilities, because of S.B. 6. They also said that, in addition to S.B. 6, they had heard a rumor that legislators would probably enact another bill creating something called the TSA (Toilet Security Administration) although that, they emphasized, was only a rumor. The school officials explained that from rumors it had heard, in front of every restroom and changing room in every building subject to S.B. 6, there will be a TSA official to inspect the birth certificates of anyone seeking to enter the facility, irrespective of a person’s physical appearance or attire.
Pursuant to the rumored TSA law (which, I again emphasize, has not been introduced in the Texas legislature but, Texas being Texas, may be as soon as someone in the legislature thinks of it) a person without a birth certificate will be taken to a private room where the private parts of the person seeking entry can be inspected by a gender neutral inspector, to ensure that the person entering the facility is of the sex appropriate to use of the facility the person seeks to enter, irrespective of what the person’s appearance would otherwise suggest
S.B. 6 is going to make toilets in Texas among the most interesting places in Texas to visit. When Joseph gets to be an adult he hopes to enter one of the professions where men wear coats and ties. If he is attending a meeting in a building subject to S.B. 6 where he is not known to the TSA agents, and needs to use the toilet facilities, he will, upon presenting his birth certificate, be sent into the women’s toilet where some of the women, having not had the benefit of seeing his birth certificate, will mistakenly assume that he is a man and has no business being in their bathroom even though he enters a stall with a door and locks it. The less secure among the women may actually scream, thus causing security officers to come rushing in to prevent what is, presumably, some sort of assault perpetrated by Joe.
In addition, to the clothes Joseph’s parents bought for him, for his 16th birthday they gave him money so that he could have transgender surgery and acquire all the physical attributes that boys born boys have. Should Joe get into a hot tub in a women’s locker room where the custom is to wear no suit, there may also be exclamations of dismay that will not be quieted even if Joe presents the other bathers his birth certificate.
This column offers just a few examples of what will happen under S.B. 6. Since it is only about the issues that Joseph will confront, there is no discussion of what happens when a boy named Paul follows Joseph’s path in reverse. Such a column would be called: “The Perils of Paulina.”
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Adopt the character of the twisting octopus, which takes on the appearance of the nearby rock. Now follow in this direction, now turn a different hue. —Therognis, Elegies
Here’s the score: DJT 1, Rex Tillerson 0. It would, of course, have been consistent with the calibre of other DJT appointees to have the flawed Elliott Abrams back in government. He would have fit in beautifully. But for those who hoped for at least a few people of moral character to be appointed to the DJT administration, it was, at first blush, reassuring that in the DJT-Tillerson contest, DJT won. It seemed that at long last (insofar as 4 weeks can be considered “long”) the integrity of a candidate that was selected to join the DJT administration mattered. And the rejection of a candidate like Elliott who, the casual observer might rightfully have thought, was rejected because of his flawed character, would have been welcome news coming just as Mike Flynn, another man of deeply flawed character, was being expelled. And Mike was an example of a REALLY bad appointment.
According to Politico, in the three months preceding the election, Mike had forwarded Twitter posts that, among other things, accused Hillary Clinton of being involved in money laundering, sex crimes involving children, and of having “secretly waged war on the Catholic Church.” Mike’s use of the internet to propagate lies about DJT’s opponent was, so far as DJT was concerned, no reason to not appoint him National Security Advisor. It never occurred to DJT that someone he appointed of such infirm moral character might, Judas-like, turn on the very man who appointed him within a matter of days after being appointed. That, of course, is exactly what Mike did when he caused the vice president of the United States to lie to the American people because Mike had lied to the vice president. As a result, when the lies became public knowledge, which was several days after DJT had learned of them, DJT got rid of Mike. Those who wondered why a chronic liar had been appointed in the first place, thought that that experience might have been a wake up moment for DJT, and that he would try, in the future, to avoid appointing those with known character flaws to high positions in his muddled administration. Enter Rex Tillerson and Elliott Abrams.
Rex Tillerson is the Secretary of State and a man uniquely unqualified to serve in that position because of his lack of experience. Recognizing his own limitations, he recommended to DJT that Elliott Abrams, a man with considerable state department experience, be made his Deputy Secretary of State. Mr. Tillerson believed that having a seasoned foreign policy professional beside him, even one lacking in moral character, would serve him in good stead. And Elliott had plenty in his background to demonstrate a lack of moral fiber.
In 1991 Elliott entered a plea of guilty to two criminal charges in connection with the criminal enterprise known as the Iran-Contra affair that took place under the Reagan administration. He pled guilty to the charge of withholding evidence from Congress and was sentenced to probation for two years and ordered to perform 100 hours of community service. In 1997, Elliott was publicly censured by the District of Columbia Court of Appeals for having given false testimony before congressional committees on three different occasions relating to his activities in connection with the Iran Contra affair.One might have thought that in considering Mr. Tillerson’s request that Elliott be appointed, DJT would have concluded that with those kinds of blemishes, DJT did not need to add to the stable of incompetents and moral cripples that he had already appointed to high positions in his administration, by selecting a flawed Elliott Abrams to be Deputy Secretary of State. Had he refused to appoint him and cited those reasons in support of his decision, the people would have understood and applauded him for at long last applying strict moral standards in determining whether a proposed appointee had the qualification one might hope for in an appointee to a high governmental post. It was an exciting prospect.
The interviews with Tillerson, DJT, and Abrams, reportedly went smoothly. Then a funny thing happened, and Elliott was not appointed. The failure to appoint him had nothing to do with Elliott’s ethical infirmities as one might have hoped. It happened because it was brought to DJT’s attention that Elliott had written unfavorably about DJT prior to the election. In one piece he wrote: “Do not allow the Republican convention to be a coronation wherein Trump and Trumpisms are unchallenged. The party needs to be reminded that there are deep divisions, and Trump needs to be reminded of how many in the party oppose and even fear his nomination.” In a column for the Weekly Standard” Elliott described DJT as “someone who cannot win and should not be president of the United States.” When DJT was informed of Elliott’s published comments, those comments reportedly caused DJT to reject Mr. Tillerson’s request that Elliott be named the Deputy Secretary of State. The rejection had nothing to do with Abrams’ character. It was all about DJT’s ego. A good result for the wrong reason. Sort of sad. Christopher Brauchli can be emailed at email@example.com. For political commentary see his web page at http://humanraceandothersports.com